relatively speaking
population explosion. i might have a solution. inspired by birbal.
Birbal. brilliant chap i am sure. here's what happened. the king drew a line and asked if anyone could make it smaller without erasing or defacing it. so our boy drew a bigger line adjacent to it. so in effect the line that the king drew had become smaller. smart. Birbal was the actual proponent of the Theory of Relativity and not Einstein as the world supposes. ok, so u heard it from me first.
back to our problem. so what we do is increase the population of the other countries to a value more than India. its time for all good sailors to 'stand up' and be counted. here's the plan. we sail off to different countries and screw around, spread the seeds, so on and so forth. in the not so distant future the other countries would have a population greater than that of India. problem solved. i can even imagine me receiving the Param Vir Chakra. ( hey i got a doubt, hmmn ... , i better ask someone, will call up J )
J: whats up da
B: am cool. had a doubt.
J: shoot mucha.
B: tell me abt PVC
J: awarded posthumously
B: thought so, thanks da
hmmn ... well, what did u think. after all the screwing around, u dint really expect me to be alive, did u ?
Birbal. brilliant chap i am sure. here's what happened. the king drew a line and asked if anyone could make it smaller without erasing or defacing it. so our boy drew a bigger line adjacent to it. so in effect the line that the king drew had become smaller. smart. Birbal was the actual proponent of the Theory of Relativity and not Einstein as the world supposes. ok, so u heard it from me first.
back to our problem. so what we do is increase the population of the other countries to a value more than India. its time for all good sailors to 'stand up' and be counted. here's the plan. we sail off to different countries and screw around, spread the seeds, so on and so forth. in the not so distant future the other countries would have a population greater than that of India. problem solved. i can even imagine me receiving the Param Vir Chakra. ( hey i got a doubt, hmmn ... , i better ask someone, will call up J )
J: whats up da
B: am cool. had a doubt.
J: shoot mucha.
B: tell me abt PVC
J: awarded posthumously
B: thought so, thanks da
hmmn ... well, what did u think. after all the screwing around, u dint really expect me to be alive, did u ?
posted by Balls at 10:04 PM
4 Comments:
k, here's the prob w/ ur plan. if these women u have spread all ur seeds w/ come 2 america, dude, ur screwed. child support is a bitch 2 pay.u'll have 2 pray these women stay nicely escond in india and other countries. but, the idea itself is not 2 bad. u just need 2 fine tune it. later and good luck w/ it sailor.
Very interesting. I'm going to need to "ponder" a bit about what you talked about. thanks for the suggestion on the name btw. :)
hey there!!!! where the hell is the next post? im eagerly awaiting it!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, now i know why u said u d prob die soon ;-)
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