its a phony !
enough with the mushy stuff - my friends are screamin
how much mush is too much, i ask u ? my roommates cant tolerate the dreamy look on my face and hate to hear someone, who worships rock 'n roll, singing mushy tracks, yet again. Again ??? u ask. well, they know me to fall in love easily and am always in love with someone or the other. they are but a juicy kick away from bringing me back into reality. well, what do they know, they are just a bunch of frustrated blokes, who would ogle at anything that moves and has breasts. i beg to differ.
i am the sort of guy who would just like to covet from a distance. actually, i am shit scared. god, u have no idea, how difficult it is to approach a girl and actually say something intelligent before she thinks you are some blithering idiot or some serial-rapist and quickly reach for the pepper spray within her bag to blind you in an instant. did try it though, while i was in Bangalore. we were at a traffic signal. i kinda liked the girl alongside us on a scooter. i mustered up all the courage i could, leaned out of the car and told her i found her very pretty. that did it. she just took off. ran a red light. can u believe that. my friend who was driving, just freaked out. luckily she made it across without getting hit. obviously, traffic signals are a strict no-no for handing out compliments, especially if the recipient would take off instead of saying thank you.
(phew)
(sigh)
on to more interesting and critical-to-the-world issues. phone sex. yes. and why not. check out Sandi here. she wants to know people that have done it. go on, now leave a comment. she hasnt yet found one guy who would claim, he'd done it. now, c'mon guys. save man-kind from the shame of discovering that women are having more fun than us.
and yes ramblings, Narnia was quite entertaining. it was a bit of a drag somewhere in between, but then was good in terms of stunning visuals. kids would enjoy it.
off i go now, singing "romeo and juliet", hey, atleast its a Dire Straits number. cheers.
how much mush is too much, i ask u ? my roommates cant tolerate the dreamy look on my face and hate to hear someone, who worships rock 'n roll, singing mushy tracks, yet again. Again ??? u ask. well, they know me to fall in love easily and am always in love with someone or the other. they are but a juicy kick away from bringing me back into reality. well, what do they know, they are just a bunch of frustrated blokes, who would ogle at anything that moves and has breasts. i beg to differ.
i am the sort of guy who would just like to covet from a distance. actually, i am shit scared. god, u have no idea, how difficult it is to approach a girl and actually say something intelligent before she thinks you are some blithering idiot or some serial-rapist and quickly reach for the pepper spray within her bag to blind you in an instant. did try it though, while i was in Bangalore. we were at a traffic signal. i kinda liked the girl alongside us on a scooter. i mustered up all the courage i could, leaned out of the car and told her i found her very pretty. that did it. she just took off. ran a red light. can u believe that. my friend who was driving, just freaked out. luckily she made it across without getting hit. obviously, traffic signals are a strict no-no for handing out compliments, especially if the recipient would take off instead of saying thank you.
(phew)
(sigh)
on to more interesting and critical-to-the-world issues. phone sex. yes. and why not. check out Sandi here. she wants to know people that have done it. go on, now leave a comment. she hasnt yet found one guy who would claim, he'd done it. now, c'mon guys. save man-kind from the shame of discovering that women are having more fun than us.
and yes ramblings, Narnia was quite entertaining. it was a bit of a drag somewhere in between, but then was good in terms of stunning visuals. kids would enjoy it.
off i go now, singing "romeo and juliet", hey, atleast its a Dire Straits number. cheers.
posted by Balls at 7:45 AM
2 Comments:
What a jack-ass she was! Some peoples kids, I swear!
Phone sex, ay? I'll have to let Sandi know, that I too have partook to that leisure activity ") It's been a long while, but im guilty..
4 yrs down the road I'd say u ve bcom much btr at handing out compliments at the rit instances ;-)
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